shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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