I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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