I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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