Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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