Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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