i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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