Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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