I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I want a musical about memes.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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