Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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