I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Come see our sink grown plant.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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