doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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