god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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