I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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