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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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