i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
someone get that fucking seahorse.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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