Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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