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(801): View more from Utah

My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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(801): My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv http://tfl.nu/1bcq

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

(703): View more from Virginia

Well said.

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(757): seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with (703): Well said. http://tfl.nu/migv

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.

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(603): you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics. http://tfl.nu/re5j

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(517): View more from Michigan

can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised

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(517): can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised http://tfl.nu/5ukp

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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(248): I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together. http://tfl.nu/x99f

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget

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(267): i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget http://tfl.nu/82kf

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(606): View more from Kentucky

only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.

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(606): only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding. http://tfl.nu/lmd6

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(815): View more from Illinois

Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it

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(815): Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it http://tfl.nu/8nv8

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(775): View more from Nevada

If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.

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(775): If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you. http://tfl.nu/tyav

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(970): View more from Colorado

I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."

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(970): I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend." http://tfl.nu/7i0l

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(718): View more from New York

cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever

(347): View more from New York

The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer

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(718): cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever (347): The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer http://tfl.nu/lzsh

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(206): View more from Washington

Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed

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(206): Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed http://tfl.nu/3k2a

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(585): View more from New York

So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange

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(585): So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange http://tfl.nu/waj5

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(206): View more from Washington

If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?

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(206): If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on? http://tfl.nu/dsww

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(440): View more from Ohio

When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.

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(440): When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone. http://tfl.nu/fw5h

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