the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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