So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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