his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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