if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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