you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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