How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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