I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
