if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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