He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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