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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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