awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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