I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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