Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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