Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i dont even know how to be here
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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