Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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