Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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