she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
3 2 1 whiskey
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize