Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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