I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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