Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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