do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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