What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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