I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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