i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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