Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We got so high we made milksteak
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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