I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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