Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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