I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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