absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
there is glitter all over my balls
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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