Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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