we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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