I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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