Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Do vagina's smell?
In America we eat man semen.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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