Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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