I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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