Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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