I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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