I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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