this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Mom said you looked used
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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