I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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