Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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