a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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