just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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